Another great invention eh? Xray Specs! - allows you to see the bones in your hand! Your friends without their clothes on! Be the life and soul of the party! Order today to avoid dissapointment.
Yes, that sounds like a good idea. But what if you were to ACTUALLY have a pair of xray spectacles. OK, soo there you are, you've just put together a new set of shades that emmits a considerable amount of Xrays to allow you to see through materials, at a considerable distance. Now lets look at the practicality of all this.
First of all.. the unit would have to be massive, we're not talking a stylish slimwire sett of d and gees here, my friends we're talking neck strainingly, posture cripplingly heffty bit of kit strapped to the front of your face.
and if walking around in a doubled over position seeing nothing but the water pipes under the road, because you cannot lift your head wasn't the clincher for walking away from this deal, maybe this might change your mind...
Hey Radioactive man! Whats up? Yes, that would be you, altough instead of glowing insanely green and being able to view naked ladies vagees froma across the street, you would actually be a crippled mess dying from the inside due to the amount of radiation you've intaken. lying on the floor with a 12 tons piece of gear strapped to your forehead.
Life and soul of the party huh? - I'd take that money back guarantee right now. Thanks.
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