Monday, 27 July 2009

Milkmen...

Why is it that people say "oh she ran away with the milkman!" or "you were made by the milkman" - who are these mythical sex gods of milkmen that these sayings were made about? was there a time where, hoarding around cows milkings at rediculous hours of the morning, cruising in the hotest ride through the neighbourhood, at a motion sickness inducing 5 mph, and usually not being the brightest bulb in the box was considered the epitomy of sex appeal.

I mean waw. If there was ever a stronger image of the underdog coming out on top. It is lived day in day out by our milkmen, delivering your daily supply of the calcium rich white stuff, before clocking off and giving a bit more protein rich white stuff to Loraine next door. Oooh Err Mrs!

So yeh, i just dont get it. But hey, i guess it takes all sorts.

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