Sunday, 23 August 2009

Careful Kids

A word of warning from a currently one handed blogg writer.
Hot frying pans full of oil are dangerous!
and should be used with great caution.

note to self, do not pour smoking hot oil all over your hands and arms
it will burn alot. and cause alot of pain.

bonuses to this activity include
free morphine, time off work, and a kickass bandage that makes me look like a boxer.

RINSE! blog does not condone burning of oneself in order to skiive or otherwise cheat your
way out of work, or the purposely injuring of oneself in order to gain access to free opiates
on the nhs.

its not big and its not clever.

stay safe kids. stay out of the kitchen! x

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