Dances.

We've all been there. Out on a night out, about to throw down to your favourite tune to impress the ladies in the place only to get onto the dancefloor and freeze.

"What do I do now?!" we hear you say.

Fear no more. We at RINSE! have the answers to your prayers.
Here's a list of fullproof (ahem!) royalty free dances to use at your disposal:

Morrisey - where you flail your arms around with flowers in your pockets - knob
Ian Curtis - crazy straight arms
Thom Yorke - hold your hands up to your head like you're a dj. nod with your eyes closed - god
Robot
The Mime
The Q Tip - like in snooker, chalk it up
Sprinkler
Going Shopping - chuck it in the trolley
The Eqyptian
The Twist
The Puppet - then cut the strings for full effect
Scuba Diver
Mash Potatah
Climbin' a Ladder
Tug- o -War
Lassoo
John Travolta - just copy any movement the man does
Windmills - get the knees and elbows nice n high - fly em in.
Picking up a Box - vary the weights
Going Fishing - works well with someone else who is prepared for the "reeling"

Bye Bye Apple Pie. x

**disclaimer - we at RINSE! take no responsibility for any lost aquaintances and alienisation from the people around you during or after the performance of the above dances. you have been warned!**